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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2013 15:26:49 GMT -8
A Mexican, a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a
beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle,
rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.
"I can only grant four wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are four of
you, you may have a wish apiece."
Pointing at the Black , he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have
the first wish."
The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so
that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa."
Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.
The Mexican said , "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people
back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet
Pickups appeared on the beach.
The Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people
away from this horrible country, loaded with infidels, so we can live in peace in Muslim
countries and serve Allah."
Poof! It was done! Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
Turning to the Redneck , the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"
The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border,
then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then
he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.
The Redneck said, "Just give me a beer. It doesn't get any better than this!" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2013 16:29:38 GMT -8
That is fantastic
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