East Bunny Tragedy!

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny

hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the

Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit.

The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.



The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to

the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny

carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The

driver felt guilty and began to cry.



A blonde driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the

road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was

wrong.



"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and

killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"



The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went

to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,

dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry

animal.



Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the

spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down

the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and

hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50

yards and waved again!



The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in

your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The

blonde turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:

"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."