The Never Ending Sentence

I will start this crazy place is alien infested with lots of peanut butter cakes but if we were too run backwards around an elephant we would step in squishy toe jam with extra sauce containing stinky butter milk ooozing all over the coffee table and the cat and the dog started humping the strange weird looking blue tail monkey with a green vest barking at people with a smirk he ran off and left a big surprise in the corner of the garage giggling as he went searching for his food and the goat stepped on a mountain of peanut butter and mashed potatoes with gravy on top of a moose in a truck doing 60 mph rolling in mud when it suddenly with a woman flew around the giant banana peel with a gorilla jumping high in small house leaping from the bowl of cereal onto the floor running to the mosh pit in pink Speedos that are too small which were a part of a clown juggling pineapples with a passion for dancing the flamenco while eating grapes in the nude with whipped cream on a hill top at rush hour during a storm with miniskirts walking in heels and a wig and nipple tassels and $1 bills flying all over the world coach class with martinis in each hand and dancing in circles with knives that are dull hanging outside in the pouring rain next to the angry garbage can that sings the blues at a country shindig while playing in Reno Nevada on horseback in a lively manner smoking a cigar with her feet wrapped in wet orange peels in a light gravy smeared with a generous dollop of whipped cream and Hollandaise sauce with ground beef and cabbage, topped with peanut butter jello inside roasted green peppers with chocolate cookies for garnish, and we all went to the DMV for another round of cheerful Boilo & Halupkies with extra moisture and meat that'll have you sweating bullets because it's made with hot jello shooters at a BBQ joint with filthy spoons and forks and greasy little shiny, sparkly bouncing and flopping creepy noodles with juice in the center of the hockey game with green slime oozing from every side of the Bates Motel and caused a sticky red puddle with naked guys inside a pub guzzling bucket of fluffy whipped cream smearing it on their bare naked turtle back with tight Spandex...

creating a camel toe so deep it never saw day light and smelled like tuna, tasted like rotten chicken on a hot summer night in August with big sweaty breasts with donut rings around each finger with red licorice strands for dreadlocks and covered in lots of feathers inside a dog house painted green and red poka dots with shag carpet draped over the kitchen table was finally looking at the mess on the stack of dog poo drizzled onto a box full of recycled Grammy awards all crushed inside a pink backpack filled with soft cream cheese and peanut butter on a stick, and dipped in chocolate on a HOT summer day with a side of pickles & ice tea to cool your fanny off and sit quietly inside with the car running down a hill sideways with a dog and his tongue slapping his face in all directions as he has the jitters after drinking a case of green beer left over from a pub in England that shut down during rush hour because of the mad cow disease that was going to infect the world after the humans run around naked with balls swinging around and around giving new meaning to the term eat at Joe's - All You Can Scarf in five minutes or puke all over your brand new slacks...